1:12:00
Your fraternity buddies
want to spread the word...
1:12:02
...of a student-professor affair,
date-rape, medication and stomach-pumps.
1:12:06
-Would you make me a cup of tea?
-Yeah.
1:12:11
-But I was drugged.
-Oh, it's fine.
1:12:13
They've agreed to silence
in exchange for A's in Lit.
1:12:17
Plunge the tea bag four to six times,
remove it and squeeze in a half a lemon.
1:12:22
And two and a half teaspoons of sugar.
1:12:25
Paul had nothing to do with it, right?
1:12:28
Paul, Adam, Chris, Noah.
They're all my little honor students.
1:12:32
Bet they couldn't get through a copy
of Rolling Stone between the four of them.
1:12:36
Here.
1:12:37
Not in a mug.
It needs to be in a cup with a saucer.
1:12:42
Please.
1:12:45
So they all came to you together
and blackmailed you?
1:12:50
I'm reading now.
1:12:57
Dora, Dora, hold up. Wait, wait.
1:13:01
-You've been an inspiration to us.
-What?
1:13:04
We got this killer scheme.
We want you in.
1:13:06
-It was Chris' idea.
-It would help us if we got a girl.
1:13:09
What are you talking about?
1:13:11
This spring, when we plan our programs,
we want to target...
1:13:14
...professors that are single, lonely.
1:13:17
For us, women, for you, men,
for more choices.
1:13:19
You know the drill after.
1:13:21
Once they're romantically interested,
you hint you're legally underage.
1:13:24
It's genius!
1:13:25
Meanwhile, we all get fake IDs,
except instead of being 21, we're only 17.
1:13:30
-See where we're going with this?
-Imagine how high your GPA will be.
1:13:33
Just coordinate your schedule with us.
1:13:36
You guys are amazing.
1:13:38
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1:13:41
-Thank you. All right, she's in.
-She's in. She's in.
1:13:47
There you go again with those books.
What is that?
1:13:52
Studying?
1:13:53
Good one, man. Don't forget about Friday.
1:13:56
What, you didn't raise enough money
at your last fundraiser?