1:13:01
-You've been an inspiration to us.
-What?
1:13:04
We got this killer scheme.
We want you in.
1:13:06
-It was Chris' idea.
-It would help us if we got a girl.
1:13:09
What are you talking about?
1:13:11
This spring, when we plan our programs,
we want to target...
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...professors that are single, lonely.
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For us, women, for you, men,
for more choices.
1:13:19
You know the drill after.
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Once they're romantically interested,
you hint you're legally underage.
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It's genius!
1:13:25
Meanwhile, we all get fake IDs,
except instead of being 21, we're only 17.
1:13:30
-See where we're going with this?
-Imagine how high your GPA will be.
1:13:33
Just coordinate your schedule with us.
1:13:36
You guys are amazing.
1:13:38
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1:13:41
-Thank you. All right, she's in.
-She's in. She's in.
1:13:47
There you go again with those books.
What is that?
1:13:52
Studying?
1:13:53
Good one, man. Don't forget about Friday.
1:13:56
What, you didn't raise enough money
at your last fundraiser?
1:14:00
We barely made enough to cover the beer.
1:14:02
But I got it in check. I scored some rope.
1:14:06
Normally, chicks can drink six
to seven cans and they don't feel it.
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But these bad boys, one, and you're done.
1:14:15
Careful.
1:14:17
Thanks, dude.
1:14:19
So, Friday.
1:14:30
Can I help you?
1:14:31
I'm looking for white pills that come
in a pop-out package.
1:14:35
We have aspirin in bubble pack.
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These have writing on them.
I'm looking for pills without the writing.
1:14:41
There's this.
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-What do they do?
-Pretty much nothing.
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-Any harmful side effects?
-Might make you a bit smarter.
1:14:54
Oh, my God. Are you guys taking Psych?
1:14:58
-Did you ever look in the book?
-No.