:08:00
You make it sound like
they're really hard to please.
No, not at all!
:08:03
He's the sweetest man
in the whole world.
Just relax!
:08:05
He's gonna love you.
I promise.
:08:07
As much as he loves
Dr. Bob?
:08:09
Take it easy on the sarcasm.
Humor is entirely wasted
on my parents.
:08:13
What, are they Amish?
[Pam Giggling]
:08:19
Okay, no jokes.
:08:23
What are you doing?
What?
:08:25
I told you my dad sees smoking
as a sign of weakness.
:08:28
Okay, all right,
I'll leave 'em in the car.
:08:29
No, no, no, no,
he'll check there.
Oh, gosh.
:08:37
Yeah, the roof is probably
a better idea.
:08:39
Okay. And, oh, uh,
:08:41
we're not living
together.
:08:43
I thought you said
you told him.
Well--
:08:47
Hi, Daddy!
Hi!
Sweet pea!
:08:50
I missed you so much,
Pamcake.
I missed you too, Flapjack.
:08:55
[Continue Kissing]
:08:57
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!
:09:02
[Together]
Short stack, short stack,
coming up.
:09:05
- Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba.
- Where's my "wittle" girl?
:09:08
- Mommy! Mom!
- You look so beautiful.
:09:12
[Pam]
So do you.
Look at you.
:09:15
Oh, I'm sorry.
Mom, Dad, this is Greg.
:09:17
Hi, Greg.
I'm Pam's father, Jack Byrnes.
Great to finally meet you.
:09:20
Good meeting you.
And I'm Dina.
Welcome to Oyster Bay.
:09:23
Oh, thanks.
Ah!
:09:29
What are you driving there,
a Ford?
:09:31
Oh, yeah, it's a Taurus.
:09:33
We were gonna get a mid-size,
but I figure, hey,
we pull down decent bucks.
:09:37
Might as well go all out,
pop for the full-size.
:09:40
Sure. Interesting color.
You pick it?
Oh.
:09:43
Oh, no, the guy at the counter.
Why?
:09:46
Well, they say
geniuses pick green.
:09:49
- But you didn't pick it.
- Jack!
:09:55
Oh, yucky.
What smells
of old sour milk?
:09:58
Oh, poor Greg got
spit up on by a baby.
He didn't.