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:11:03
- Oh, there he is.
There's our little guy.
-Jinxy, come here, boy.

:11:05
Come here, baby.
Come to Daddy, Jinxy.
Come on. Come on, Jinxy.

:11:09
Come here.
Come to Daddy.
Jinxy!

:11:11
Come on.
[Chuckles]
Taught him that in one week.

:11:14
This is Pam's cat,
Jinxy. Jinxy,
say hello to Greg.

:11:18
Hi, Jinx.
Wave to Greg.
Hello, Jinx.

:11:20
Attaboy.
That took me another week.

:11:23
Oh, my gosh.
Pam, I didn't know
you had a cat.

:11:26
Yeah, I left him here
when I moved to Chicago.

:11:28
Your daddy's found
his new best friend.

:11:30
You won't believe it.
He even taught him
to use the potty.

:11:32
You won't believe it.
He even taught him
to use the potty.

:11:34
- He did? Dad, that's
kinda weird, isn't it?
- What's so weird about it?

:11:37
Now we don't have to smell
kitty litter all the time.
That's right.

:11:40
That's incredible.
How did you teach the cat
to use the toilet?

:11:43
Oh, that was easy, Greg.
I just designed a litter box
to put inside the toilet,

:11:47
and then once he got used to it,
I took it away.

:11:49
Yeah, makes sense.
But I don't think
he likes it.

:11:52
I mean, every chance he gets,
he tries to dig, squat and bury.

:11:55
I had to move
all my potted plants
off the floor.

:11:58
Plus, you got another guy
around the house
to leave the seat up.

:12:03
He can't lift
the seat, Greg.

:12:06
He lacks the strength
and the opposable thumbs.
Yeah.

:12:08
Ah, right. Opposable--
I didn't think about that.

:12:12
Jinx is strictly a house cat.
Can't let him outside because he
lacks outdoor survival skills.

:12:16
Okay.
One of those things,
isn't it, sweetheart?

:12:18
I don't think Greg will be
playing with Jinxy too much.
He hates cats.

:12:23
[Chuckles Nervously]
Pam, I don't hate cats.

:12:26
I don't-- I don't hate cats.
I just happen to be
more of a dog lover.

:12:29
Yeah, yeah.
[Mouthing]
I am too.

:12:31
Well, that's okay
if you hate cats, Greg.
No!

:12:33
I don't.
I don't hate cats at all.
[Jack] That's okay.

:12:37
Just be honest about it.
There's some things I hate.

:12:40
I-- I'm being honest.
Really? Like what?

:12:45
Honey, why don't we let
the kids freshen up, huh?

:12:47
Greg, you come with me.
We'll get you something to wear
from Jack's closet, okay?

:12:51
Okay.
Oh, honey, honey,
honey, honey.

:12:54
- Yeah?
- I'm so happy you're home,
sweetheart.

:12:57
Oh!
Me too, Dad.


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