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:10:01
Yeah, he did, Ma,
at the lost luggage counter.
The airline lost his bag.

:10:04
They didn't!
Oh.

:10:06
Yeah.
Yeah, they did.

:10:07
What about you, honey?
Oh, no, no, no.
I carried on.

:10:09
That's my girl.
:10:13
It'll turn up, I'm sure.
And anyway, Greg, meanwhile,
anything you need, just ask.

:10:19
That's right.
Mi casa es su casa.
Oh, thanks, Jack. You too.

:10:22
Yeah.
[Giggling]

:10:27
[Chattering]
:10:30
This is so nice.
[Jack]
We like it.

:10:34
[Sighs]
Beautiful.

:10:36
Oh, now, Greg, you have
a very unique last name.

:10:40
Um, we were curious,
how do you pronounce it?

:10:45
Oh, just like it's spelled.
F-O-C-K-E-R.

:10:51
Focker.
Hmm, Focker. Hmm.

:10:55
Mm-hmm.
:10:58
- Oh, I'll get it, honey.
- Oh, thanks, Mom.

:11:03
- Oh, there he is.
There's our little guy.
-Jinxy, come here, boy.

:11:05
Come here, baby.
Come to Daddy, Jinxy.
Come on. Come on, Jinxy.

:11:09
Come here.
Come to Daddy.
Jinxy!

:11:11
Come on.
[Chuckles]
Taught him that in one week.

:11:14
This is Pam's cat,
Jinxy. Jinxy,
say hello to Greg.

:11:18
Hi, Jinx.
Wave to Greg.
Hello, Jinx.

:11:20
Attaboy.
That took me another week.

:11:23
Oh, my gosh.
Pam, I didn't know
you had a cat.

:11:26
Yeah, I left him here
when I moved to Chicago.

:11:28
Your daddy's found
his new best friend.

:11:30
You won't believe it.
He even taught him
to use the potty.

:11:32
You won't believe it.
He even taught him
to use the potty.

:11:34
- He did? Dad, that's
kinda weird, isn't it?
- What's so weird about it?

:11:37
Now we don't have to smell
kitty litter all the time.
That's right.

:11:40
That's incredible.
How did you teach the cat
to use the toilet?

:11:43
Oh, that was easy, Greg.
I just designed a litter box
to put inside the toilet,

:11:47
and then once he got used to it,
I took it away.

:11:49
Yeah, makes sense.
But I don't think
he likes it.

:11:52
I mean, every chance he gets,
he tries to dig, squat and bury.

:11:55
I had to move
all my potted plants
off the floor.

:11:58
Plus, you got another guy
around the house
to leave the seat up.


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