Meet the Parents
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The house we grew up in
was originally erected...

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in the early Dutch farm,
colonial style.

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So that, plus we had
a lot of pets--

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- Which one did you milk then?
- Dad!

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Honey, he said
he pumped milk.

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What have you
ever milked?

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A cat.
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A cat?
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I milked a cat once.
You wanna hear a story?
Sure.

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My sister had a cat,
and the cat birthed
a litter of kittens.

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Must've been 30 of them,
and there was this one
little runt...

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this little sweet little...
little-engine-that-could runt...

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who wanted to get up there
and couldn't really get access
to the-- to the--

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to the-- to the--
to the teat.

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Teat?
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Dad.
What have you.

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I went in
and just simply,
you know, just--

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into a little saucer,
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then took the saucer
and fed it to Geppetto--
that's what I named him.

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I had-- I had no idea
you could milk a cat.

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Oh, yeah, you can milk
anything with nipples.

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I have nipples, Greg.
Could you milk me?

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Okay, could we change
the subject perhaps?

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Oh!
Champagne, champagne.
Yes.

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I thought maybe we could
celebrate with a little bubbly.
That'd be great.

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Good idea.
Yum!

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[Mocking Jack]
"l have nipples.
Can you milk me?"

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Well, in a funny way,
you've already seen
Deb's ring.

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Mm-hmm, that's true.
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Would anybody care for a bottle
of Oyster Bay Drug and Sundries
finest champagne?

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That is so sweet of you, Greg.
Isn't that a nice gesture?

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That's very nice.
How could I have seen
Debbie's ring, Mom?


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