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into a little saucer,
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then took the saucer
and fed it to Geppetto--
that's what I named him.

:29:13
I had-- I had no idea
you could milk a cat.

:29:16
Oh, yeah, you can milk
anything with nipples.

:29:21
I have nipples, Greg.
Could you milk me?

:29:23
Okay, could we change
the subject perhaps?

:29:28
Oh!
Champagne, champagne.
Yes.

:29:30
I thought maybe we could
celebrate with a little bubbly.
That'd be great.

:29:33
Good idea.
Yum!

:29:43
[Mocking Jack]
"l have nipples.
Can you milk me?"

:29:45
Well, in a funny way,
you've already seen
Deb's ring.

:29:48
Mm-hmm, that's true.
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Would anybody care for a bottle
of Oyster Bay Drug and Sundries
finest champagne?

:29:55
That is so sweet of you, Greg.
Isn't that a nice gesture?

:29:59
That's very nice.
How could I have seen
Debbie's ring, Mom?

:30:03
Well, when I gave Bob
the okay to propose to Deb,

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I put him in touch
with my diamond guy,

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and he picked out
the same design
Kevin gave you.

:30:12
Kevin, your old boyfriend?
[Clears Throat]
Thanks, Dad.

:30:15
Well, yeah,
Kevin was Pam's fianc?

:30:18
- [Screams]
- Oh!

:30:20
- [Dina Whimpering]
- [Groaning]

:30:23
- Oh!
- [Whimpering Continues]
- Oh, my God.

:30:25
J-Jinxy, no!
Psst!

:30:28
- Oh!
-Jinxy, no!

:30:30
- [Urinating]
- [Screaming]
- Oh, God.

:30:32
- Oh.
- Shit.

:30:36
Greg, sweetie,
how you doing?

:30:38
Oh, just fine,
considering I desecrated
your grandma's remains,

:30:43
found out you were engaged
and had your father ask me
to milk him.

:30:47
At least back then he was
still talking to me.

:30:49
I can't believe you didn't
tell me you were that close.
Who, Daddy and me?

:30:52
No, Kevin and you.
:30:54
Do we have to know everything
about each other's pasts?

:30:56
You never told me about
your cat-milking days in Motown.


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