:38:02
Looks complicated.
Now these aren't
100% accurate, right?
:38:06
They're--
You'd be surprised
how accurate they are.
:38:09
They can tell fairly easily
if someone's lying or not.
:38:13
Now I'm gonna ask you
some questions,
:38:15
and all you have to do
is answer "yes" or "no."
:38:17
- Okay.
- All right.
:38:20
Let's give it a whirl.
:38:23
Did you fly
on an airplane today?
:38:26
Yes, I did.
No peeking.
:38:29
- Did we eat pot roast
for dinner tonight?
- Yes.
:38:34
Was it under-cooked?
:38:39
No, it was rare.
:38:41
It was a little rare
for my taste.
:38:45
But I wouldn't--
I'm just kidding,
I'm just--
:38:48
[Laughing Nervously]
:38:51
Relax. Relax.
The needles are jumping.
:38:55
Have you ever watched
pornographic videos?
:39:04
No.
:39:07
- I mean, well, I don't--
- Yes or no?
:39:19
- Hey!
- Hey.
:39:25
What's the matter?
You can't sleep?
:39:28
No, no, I'm just going over some
of my answers from the polygraph
test your dad gave me.
:39:33
- Oh, no, he didn't.
- Yeah, he did.
:39:35
Well, did you lie to him?
:39:38
No! I mean--
Well, he asked me if
we were living together,
:39:41
and--
What'd you tell him?
:39:43
I-l-l-- Nothing.
Your mother walked in...
:39:45
and yanked the little thingies
off before I had to answer.
:39:48
Is this how you'd react
if I told you he shoved bamboo
shoots up my fingernails?
:39:52
Or does he hook
all your boyfriends up
to his little machine?
:39:56
Well, he doesn't need a machine.
He's a human lie detector.
:39:59
What?
Greg, my father was never
in the rare flower business.