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:54:01
Ahem.
:54:03
Well, I'm gonna head
to the pool,

:54:05
but why don't you
show Greg and Pam
the gift?

:54:08
[Greg] Wow,
he made a gift.
[Pam] Greg.

:54:10
I put a fresh coat
of lacquer on this
this morning,

:54:13
so bear with me
with the fumes.

:54:17
Wow. Kev.
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- Isn't that something?
- That's incredible.

:54:22
Thank you.
Roses.
Deb's favorite.

:54:25
[Kevin] Yes, right.
It's beautiful. The little
holes are for candles.

:54:28
[Kevin]
Exactly. And then later,
they'll collect rainfall.

:54:30
- They make
a tiny birdbath.
- That's great.

:54:34
It's beautiful.
What is it?

:54:37
It's an altar.
:54:39
Or you might call it
a "ho-puh."

:54:43
Isn't that sweet?
Wow.

:54:46
I'm gonna take it over
to the Byrneses',

:54:48
and tomorrow Robert
and Debra will meet beneath it
to become man and wife.

:54:51
And later,
when they purchase a home,

:54:54
maybe it will
grace their garden.

:54:56
Well, that's my sappy,
romantic idea.
[Chuckles]

:55:00
[Chuckles]
:55:03
Must have taken
forever to build.

:55:05
No, not too bad.
About 70 hours.

:55:07
Which isn't bad,
considering I carved it all
by hand from one piece of wood.

:55:11
Huh.
[Jack]
Hey, Kevo.

:55:14
12:15. Time to start
the barbecue, big guy.

:55:17
Okay, Mr. B. I better
get back to playing host.

:55:20
Okay, you guys,
grab your suits, and I'll
meet you down at the pool.

:55:24
- I think I'm gonna take
a pass on the swimming.
- Oh, no, you can't.

:55:27
I don't even have a suit
with me. The airline
lost my bag and--

:55:31
[Jack] Pamcake, let's go.
Mom's got your suit here.
Coming, Dad.

:55:33
You better
get going.

:55:37
Gosh, she's great.
Congratulations, man.

:55:39
Thank you. And, by the way,
she just had the nicest
things to say about you.

:55:44
Really?
Yeah.

:55:47
Oh.
:55:49
Gosh. Yeah, we had
some good times together.

:55:53
Boy, she is a tomcat.
:55:59
Whoo.

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