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:53:03
So it's kind of
an everybody wins.

:53:05
What are you--
You're like
a Wall Street trader?

:53:08
An investment guy?
No. I mean, I'm willing
to be painted with that brush.

:53:11
Yes, that's my day job.
:53:14
We have time?
We got time,
don't we, Jack?

:53:16
I want to show you what
I'm really interested in.
Come on. Let's go.

:53:24
Wow! It looks like
somebody got an "A"
in wood shop.

:53:26
[Pam, Kevin Laughing]
:53:28
Yeah, it's always been
kind of a hobby. I whittled
that out of beech wood.

:53:32
Huh.
It's beautiful.
Yeah.

:53:34
So what got you into,
uh, "carpentering"?
Carpentry?

:53:37
[Snickers]
I guess I'd have
to say Jesus.

:53:39
He was a carpenter, and I
just figured if you're gonna
follow in someone's footsteps,

:53:44
who better than Christ?
:53:46
Hmm.
:53:50
Greg's Jewish.
:53:52
Are you?
Yeah.

:53:54
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, so was J.C.

:53:57
Wow.
You're in good company.

:53:59
[Chortles]
Right.

:54:01
Ahem.
:54:03
Well, I'm gonna head
to the pool,

:54:05
but why don't you
show Greg and Pam
the gift?

:54:08
[Greg] Wow,
he made a gift.
[Pam] Greg.

:54:10
I put a fresh coat
of lacquer on this
this morning,

:54:13
so bear with me
with the fumes.

:54:17
Wow. Kev.
:54:20
- Isn't that something?
- That's incredible.

:54:22
Thank you.
Roses.
Deb's favorite.

:54:25
[Kevin] Yes, right.
It's beautiful. The little
holes are for candles.

:54:28
[Kevin]
Exactly. And then later,
they'll collect rainfall.

:54:30
- They make
a tiny birdbath.
- That's great.

:54:34
It's beautiful.
What is it?

:54:37
It's an altar.
:54:39
Or you might call it
a "ho-puh."

:54:43
Isn't that sweet?
Wow.

:54:46
I'm gonna take it over
to the Byrneses',

:54:48
and tomorrow Robert
and Debra will meet beneath it
to become man and wife.

:54:51
And later,
when they purchase a home,

:54:54
maybe it will
grace their garden.

:54:56
Well, that's my sappy,
romantic idea.
[Chuckles]


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