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1:19:00
Please tell me
that's not true, Greg.

1:19:05
It was just a temporary solution
until I could find
the real Jinx.

1:19:09
[Sighing]
How could you do
something like that?

1:19:14
- I'm sorry.
- What are you going
to tell me next?

1:19:17
That you set Kevin's
altar on fire?
[Nervous Chuckle]

1:19:21
Oh, my God.
1:19:25
Well, it wasn't intentional.
I was chasing Jinx
up onto the roof.

1:19:29
I had a smoke, and I think
I might have lit
something that--

1:19:34
I don't know what happened.
He put so much goddamn lacquer
on that thing.

1:19:38
It was an accident
waiting to happen.

1:19:40
This is very
disappointing, Greg.

1:19:47
Get out of my house, Focker,
and take your friend with you.

1:19:51
So you lied to me
about everything, huh, Greg?

1:19:54
You lied about the cat,
about the fire, about the MCATs.

1:19:56
I didn't lie
about the MCATs. Don't you
see what's happening here?

1:19:59
- Your dad has totally
turned you against me.
- I didn't turn her against you.

1:20:02
You did that
to yourself.

1:20:06
Jack, please.
You didn't like me from
the second I walked in here.

1:20:10
I'm a very
accepting person, Focker.

1:20:12
All I ask for
is honesty.

1:20:14
Oh, honesty?
1:20:17
You wanna talk about
truth and honesty, Jack?

1:20:20
Okay, let's talk
a little truth and honesty.

1:20:22
Let's talk a little
"Operation Ko Samui," Jack.

1:20:27
What's he
talking about, Dad?

1:20:29
Yeah, that's weird,
'cause I thought there
weren't any secrets...

1:20:31
inside the circle
of trust, Jack.

1:20:33
I don't know what
you're talking about.
You don't? Huh?

1:20:36
What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?

1:20:38
Hey, Pam, guess what.
1:20:40
Daddy's planning a little
covert operation in Thailand
for the day after the wedding.

1:20:44
You are?
1:20:47
Round and round
we go, Jack. Hey.

1:20:49
I bet everybody would love
to hear about your rendezvous...

1:20:51
in the parking lot
of the Oyster Bay
Drug and Sundry.

1:20:53
You know what I'm talking about.
Where the guy gave you
the passports and the documents.

1:20:56
Or how about
your little phone call in Thai?

1:20:59
[Scoffs]
Jack can't talk Thai.
Oh, no, Dina.


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