Meet the Parents
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1:20:02
You did that
to yourself.

1:20:06
Jack, please.
You didn't like me from
the second I walked in here.

1:20:10
I'm a very
accepting person, Focker.

1:20:12
All I ask for
is honesty.

1:20:14
Oh, honesty?
1:20:17
You wanna talk about
truth and honesty, Jack?

1:20:20
Okay, let's talk
a little truth and honesty.

1:20:22
Let's talk a little
"Operation Ko Samui," Jack.

1:20:27
What's he
talking about, Dad?

1:20:29
Yeah, that's weird,
'cause I thought there
weren't any secrets...

1:20:31
inside the circle
of trust, Jack.

1:20:33
I don't know what
you're talking about.
You don't? Huh?

1:20:36
What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?

1:20:38
Hey, Pam, guess what.
1:20:40
Daddy's planning a little
covert operation in Thailand
for the day after the wedding.

1:20:44
You are?
1:20:47
Round and round
we go, Jack. Hey.

1:20:49
I bet everybody would love
to hear about your rendezvous...

1:20:51
in the parking lot
of the Oyster Bay
Drug and Sundry.

1:20:53
You know what I'm talking about.
Where the guy gave you
the passports and the documents.

1:20:56
Or how about
your little phone call in Thai?

1:20:59
[Scoffs]
Jack can't talk Thai.
Oh, no, Dina.

1:21:01
Jack can talk Thai.
Jack talk Thai very well.

1:21:06
I'm sorry, Pam,
but your dad
is not retired.

1:21:09
He's still very much
in the C.I.A.

1:21:13
Daddy.
What--
He's right.

1:21:16
He's right.
[Stammering]
My cover's blown.

1:21:20
I-l-I am planning...
1:21:22
a secret operation
the day after the wedding.

1:21:24
- What?
- A surprise honeymoon
for Deb and Bob.

1:21:28
You stupid son of a bitch!
You just blew it!

1:21:31
What?
1:21:33
Ko Samui is an island
off the coast of Thailand!

1:21:36
That guy I was meeting
in the parking lot is
Thor Svenson, my travel agent.

1:21:39
- He was giving me
their visas.
- [Gasping]

1:21:44
Wow, Thailand.
Thanks a lot, J.B.
That's something.

1:21:47
Don't mention it.
I just, um--

1:21:49
You know, if this nursing
thing doesn't work out,
Focker,

1:21:52
I'd say you definitely
have a career in espionage.

1:21:54
[Snickering]
1:21:57
Thanks, Greg.

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