1:29:07
Hmm.
1:29:11
Thank you for waiting.
We'd like to continue
boarding the aircraft now.
1:29:14
We're now boarding all rows,
please. All remaining rows.
1:29:24
Mm, hello.
1:29:28
Mm-hmm.
Enjoy your flight.
1:29:35
[Tires Screeching]
1:29:40
[Horn Honking]
1:29:46
Excuse me.
1:29:50
Okay, where's the fire, huh?
1:29:56
[Woman]
Will you hand me
that pillow over there?
1:29:58
- I'm sorry, sir. You're
gonna have to check that.
- I got it.
1:30:01
No, I'm sorry.
That bag won't fit.
No, I'm not-- Hey.
1:30:04
- I'm not checking my bag, okay?
- There's no need
to raise your voice, sir.
1:30:06
I'm not raising my voice.
This would be raising
my voice to you, okay?
1:30:10
I don't want to check my bag.
By the way, your airline,
you suck at checking bags.
1:30:14
Because I already did that once,
and you lost it,
1:30:16
and then I had everything
screwed up very badly for me.
1:30:19
Okay?
I can assure you
that your bag...
1:30:21
will be placed
safely below deck
with the other luggage.
1:30:23
Oh, yeah? How do you know
my bag will be safe below
with the other luggage?
1:30:26
Are you physically gonna
take my bag beneath the plane?
1:30:28
Are you gonna go
with the guys with the earmuffs
and put it in there?
1:30:31
- No.
- No? Okay. Then shut
your pie hole...
1:30:34
and listen to me
when I say that lam finished...
1:30:37
with the checking-of-the-bags
conversation!
1:30:41
Sir, we have a policy
on this airline that if
a bag is this large, we--
1:30:44
Get your grubby little paws
off of my bag, okay?
1:30:47
It's not like I have
a bomb in here. It's not like
I want to blow up the plane.
1:30:50
- Sir!
- I wanna stow my bag according
to your safety regulations.
1:30:53
- Sir, sir--
- If you would take a second...
1:30:56
and take the little sticks
out of your head
and clean out your ears,
1:30:59
maybe you would see that
I'm a person who has feelings,