1:30:01
No, I'm sorry.
That bag won't fit.
No, I'm not-- Hey.
1:30:04
- I'm not checking my bag, okay?
- There's no need
to raise your voice, sir.
1:30:06
I'm not raising my voice.
This would be raising
my voice to you, okay?
1:30:10
I don't want to check my bag.
By the way, your airline,
you suck at checking bags.
1:30:14
Because I already did that once,
and you lost it,
1:30:16
and then I had everything
screwed up very badly for me.
1:30:19
Okay?
I can assure you
that your bag...
1:30:21
will be placed
safely below deck
with the other luggage.
1:30:23
Oh, yeah? How do you know
my bag will be safe below
with the other luggage?
1:30:26
Are you physically gonna
take my bag beneath the plane?
1:30:28
Are you gonna go
with the guys with the earmuffs
and put it in there?
1:30:31
- No.
- No? Okay. Then shut
your pie hole...
1:30:34
and listen to me
when I say that lam finished...
1:30:37
with the checking-of-the-bags
conversation!
1:30:41
Sir, we have a policy
on this airline that if
a bag is this large, we--
1:30:44
Get your grubby little paws
off of my bag, okay?
1:30:47
It's not like I have
a bomb in here. It's not like
I want to blow up the plane.
1:30:50
- Sir!
- I wanna stow my bag according
to your safety regulations.
1:30:53
- Sir, sir--
- If you would take a second...
1:30:56
and take the little sticks
out of your head
and clean out your ears,
1:30:59
maybe you would see that
I'm a person who has feelings,
1:31:01
and all I have to do
is do what I wanna do!
1:31:03
All I wanna do
is hold onto my bag
and not listen to you!
1:31:06
The only way that I would ever
let go of my bag would be if you
came over here now...
1:31:09
and tried to pry it
from my dead, lifeless fingers.
1:31:12
Okay? If you can get it
from my kung fu grip,
then you can have it.
1:31:15
Okay? Otherwise,
step off, bitch.
1:31:18
[Gasps]
1:31:20
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
1:31:23
You got him?
Yeah.
Ow!
1:31:32
Hey. Hey! You can't leave
your vehicle unattended.
Tow it.
1:31:36
I've got a plane full of people
saying you threatened
that stewardess.
1:31:38
I was not threatening her.
I was trying to get my bag
into the overhead storage thing.
1:31:42
You were acting like a maniac,
and you threatened her
with a bomb!
1:31:44
- I said I didn't
have a bomb!
- You said "bomb."
1:31:47
- I said, "It's not
like I have a bomb."
- You said "bomb" on an airplane.
1:31:49
- What's wrong with saying
"bomb" on an airplane?
- You can't say "bomb."
1:31:53
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
You gonna arrest me?
1:31:57
- You assaulted
an airline employee--
- What if I was a bombardier?