1:31:01
and all I have to do
is do what I wanna do!
1:31:03
All I wanna do
is hold onto my bag
and not listen to you!
1:31:06
The only way that I would ever
let go of my bag would be if you
came over here now...
1:31:09
and tried to pry it
from my dead, lifeless fingers.
1:31:12
Okay? If you can get it
from my kung fu grip,
then you can have it.
1:31:15
Okay? Otherwise,
step off, bitch.
1:31:18
[Gasps]
1:31:20
Get off of me!
Get off of me!
1:31:23
You got him?
Yeah.
Ow!
1:31:32
Hey. Hey! You can't leave
your vehicle unattended.
Tow it.
1:31:36
I've got a plane full of people
saying you threatened
that stewardess.
1:31:38
I was not threatening her.
I was trying to get my bag
into the overhead storage thing.
1:31:42
You were acting like a maniac,
and you threatened her
with a bomb!
1:31:44
- I said I didn't
have a bomb!
- You said "bomb."
1:31:47
- I said, "It's not
like I have a bomb."
- You said "bomb" on an airplane.
1:31:49
- What's wrong with saying
"bomb" on an airplane?
- You can't say "bomb."
1:31:53
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb,
bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
You gonna arrest me?
1:31:57
- You assaulted
an airline employee--
- What if I was a bombardier?
1:32:00
- I got enough to put you away
for a few years!
- Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
1:32:02
- I got enough to put you away
for a few years!
- Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!
1:32:03
Norm. Take five.
We got a specialist here.
1:32:07
Bye, Norm.
1:32:14
Oh, shit.
How'd you get here?
1:32:17
I'm everywhere, Focker.
1:32:19
I didn't
do anything, Jack.
1:32:21
Yeah, I know.
Well, then tell these guys
that I'm not a terrorist.
1:32:25
Listen, Focker. I'm not
gonna tell anybody anything
until you answer some questions.
1:32:29
Unless you want to spend
the next couple of years
of your life in prison,
1:32:32
you better goddamn well
tell me the truth.
1:32:34
No more lies.
You understand?
No more lies.
1:32:36
Did you do this?
Just answer
the questions.
1:32:39
Did you have me taken off
of that airplane?
Just answer the question.
1:32:41
Put your hands
over there.
That's it.
1:32:43
You're sick,
you know that?
1:32:48
Is your name
Gaylord Focker?
Yes or no?
1:32:51
Yes.
Are you
a male nurse?
1:32:54
Yes.
Are you a pothead?
1:32:56
No.
Have you ever
smoked pot?
1:32:58
Yes.