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- I got enough to put you away
for a few years!
- Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!

1:32:02
- I got enough to put you away
for a few years!
- Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb!

1:32:03
Norm. Take five.
We got a specialist here.

1:32:07
Bye, Norm.
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Oh, shit.
How'd you get here?

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I'm everywhere, Focker.
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I didn't
do anything, Jack.

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Yeah, I know.
Well, then tell these guys
that I'm not a terrorist.

1:32:25
Listen, Focker. I'm not
gonna tell anybody anything
until you answer some questions.

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Unless you want to spend
the next couple of years
of your life in prison,

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you better goddamn well
tell me the truth.

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No more lies.
You understand?
No more lies.

1:32:36
Did you do this?
Just answer
the questions.

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Did you have me taken off
of that airplane?
Just answer the question.

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Put your hands
over there.
That's it.

1:32:43
You're sick,
you know that?

1:32:48
Is your name
Gaylord Focker?
Yes or no?

1:32:51
Yes.
Are you
a male nurse?

1:32:54
Yes.
Are you a pothead?

1:32:56
No.
Have you ever
smoked pot?

1:32:58
Yes.
1:33:00
Did you spray-paint the tail
of a cat to pass him off
as Mr. Jinx?

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Yes.
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Did you do that
because you desperately
were seeking my approval?

1:33:07
Yes.
Because you love
my daughter Pam?

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Yes.
Do you wanna
marry her?

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Do you want
to marry her?

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I did,
until I met you.

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What does that mean?
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I love your daughter, Jack.
I love her more than anything.

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But frankly, sir,
I'm a little terrified
of being your son-in-law.

1:33:32
This whole weekend
has given me a lot of doubts...

1:33:35
about whether or not
I could even survive
in your family.

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I think you've got
some serious issues.

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If I lighten up, would you
consider marrying my daughter?

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Would you lighten up a lot?
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- Yeah.
- Yes or no?

1:33:54
- Yes.
- Would you let
me and Pam...

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Live our lives and not
interfere all the time?

1:33:59
I promise not interfere
in your lives all the time.


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