Miss Congeniality
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:19:10
He's right behind me, isn't he?
:19:12
Not really my color, is it?
:19:15
Sir, we were just...
:19:17
...looking for someone
to go undercover at the pageant.

:19:21
And I'm the best we have.
:19:23
It doesn't inspire much confidence.
:19:25
Get back to work.
:19:27
-Hart, shouldn't you be at a desk?
-Yes, sir.

:19:32
You don't say anything?
Made me look like an idiot.

:19:35
Do I have eyes in the back of my head?
:19:38
-He was standing right behind me.
-What were we gonna say?

:19:41
-What?
-This one.

:19:43
Are you kidding? It's Hart.
:19:44
Cut it off. Let's go back to work.
:19:51
Very funny.
:19:52
Hold on. That's not bad.
:19:54
Hold on, nothing. Hit the save button
because you won't see that again.

:20:04
-What do you say?
-No freaking way.

:20:07
Why not?
:20:08
I won't parade around in a swimsuit
like some bimbo...

:20:11
...named Gracie Lou Freebush,
and all she wants is world peace.

:20:16
It wouldn't be like that.
:20:18
You'd be on the undercover team.
:20:20
Right. In a thong.
:20:24
In a tasteful one-piece!
:20:26
You do a few butt-shaping exercises...
:20:29
...you could pull this off.
:20:30
You know what? Pull this off.
:20:32
Is it because McDonald hates me?
:20:34
Or is it, like, a woman thing?
:20:39
Don't kid yourself.
Nobody thinks of you that way.

:20:47
He's punishing me, isn't he?
:20:49
I had to beg him to let you do this.
:20:51
That's right. Like it or not,
you screwed up, pal.

:20:54
Sit down, sit down.

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