Miss Congeniality
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:20:04
-What do you say?
-No freaking way.

:20:07
Why not?
:20:08
I won't parade around in a swimsuit
like some bimbo...

:20:11
...named Gracie Lou Freebush,
and all she wants is world peace.

:20:16
It wouldn't be like that.
:20:18
You'd be on the undercover team.
:20:20
Right. In a thong.
:20:24
In a tasteful one-piece!
:20:26
You do a few butt-shaping exercises...
:20:29
...you could pull this off.
:20:30
You know what? Pull this off.
:20:32
Is it because McDonald hates me?
:20:34
Or is it, like, a woman thing?
:20:39
Don't kid yourself.
Nobody thinks of you that way.

:20:47
He's punishing me, isn't he?
:20:49
I had to beg him to let you do this.
:20:51
That's right. Like it or not,
you screwed up, pal.

:20:54
Sit down, sit down.
:21:03
I've never been in a beauty pageant.
:21:06
I don't even own a dress.
I don't even own a brush.

:21:12
Which part of that
is supposed to shock me?

:21:24
Let's suspend reality for a second...
:21:26
...and pretend I said yes.
:21:27
I got to do everything? Like...
:21:30
...the whole big hair
and the makeup and--

:21:32
Damn right.
:21:34
The spinning, the twirling, the
smiling, the cute little tap number.

:21:39
Hundred bucks on Matthews.
:21:41
I don't know. She's got rage.
:21:46
I'll take that bet.
:21:59
Yeah, baby.

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