Miss Congeniality
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:46:20
Not happening.
:46:26
-What?
-You took your earpiece out.

:46:28
-Vic needs you.
-Now?

:46:30
-I haven't slept in two days!
-I'll give you a cookie.

:46:33
It better be a big one.
:46:37
You don't walk, you float.
:46:40
Gently descending,
you don't look down.

:46:43
Go back up and do it again.
Never, ever look down, okay?

:46:47
Thighs touching....
:46:50
-Touching, not clenching.
-I'm touching.

:46:53
There's a gap between knees and calves,
your calves and your ankles.

:46:57
Right now there's a huge gap between
my brain and my spinal cord.

:47:02
Here. Take these.
:47:22
What, no armored car?
:47:24
That would be in my other dress.
:47:27
What are you planning to do
for your talent? Sing? Dance?

:47:31
Chew with your mouth closed?
:47:33
I'll do whatever you want, Yoda.
:47:36
Oh, Lord.
:47:39
Agent Matthews!
:47:41
-This woman has no talent!
-Don't shout it in front of her.

:47:45
I wasn't told to provide a talent.
I can't do so in the next five hours!

:47:49
Wait a minute.
:47:50
What are you talking about?
:47:52
She'll be on-stage
with nothing to do...

:47:54
...but convert oxygen
into carbon dioxide!

:47:57
You said you couldn't make her pretty
in two days, but she's gorgeous.


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