Miss Congeniality
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:47:02
Here. Take these.
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What, no armored car?
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That would be in my other dress.
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What are you planning to do
for your talent? Sing? Dance?

:47:31
Chew with your mouth closed?
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I'll do whatever you want, Yoda.
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Oh, Lord.
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Agent Matthews!
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-This woman has no talent!
-Don't shout it in front of her.

:47:45
I wasn't told to provide a talent.
I can't do so in the next five hours!

:47:49
Wait a minute.
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What are you talking about?
:47:52
She'll be on-stage
with nothing to do...

:47:54
...but convert oxygen
into carbon dioxide!

:47:57
You said you couldn't make her pretty
in two days, but she's gorgeous.

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Compared to the car wreck
she was before.

:48:04
My duties are stated in a contract,
and I have fulfilled them.

:48:08
-You talent her up by tomorrow or--
-Are you threatening me?

:48:11
-Listen to me, you old fruitcake!
-How dare you, you cupcake!

:48:15
There's something I know how to do.
I haven't done it since high school--

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-You're not having sex on this stage.
-I didn't know it was an option.

:48:23
This thing,
I just have to call room service.

:48:26
Miss Hart.
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Please.
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Thank you. And the other one.
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Thank you.
:48:46
All right, all right, all right.
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Happy, you doughnut Nazi?

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