Miss Congeniality
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:56:04
I've been fighting all my life
against your type.

:56:08
The ones who think we're
a bunch of worthless airheads.

:56:12
You know who I mean.
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Feminists...
:56:15
...intellectuals...
:56:17
...ugly women.
:56:18
I refuse to give in to their cynicism.
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That's why I have dedicated
my entire life to this scholarship.

:56:26
No one's going to ruin that.
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Not this year.
:56:31
You get in my way, I will kill you.
:56:35
Do you understand?
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Yeah.
:56:40
Yes.
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Frank!
:56:53
The interview is the single most
important part of the pageant.

:56:58
It accounts for 30%
of your total score.

:57:01
What's the other 70%, cleavage?
:57:05
Is this your idea of doing final preps
on the convention center?

:57:09
Look. Liberace's got her
in a nice evening gown.

:57:13
McDonald called. He saw Hart's anti-
smoking commercial. He's on his way.

:57:17
Good, perfect. I'd hate for him
to fire me over the phone.

:57:21
I can't believe this!
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It'll be ugly.
:57:24
No shit.
:57:25
I gotta do something.
I'm gonna go do laps.

:57:28
We'll go over tomorrow's assignments.
:57:30
You got it.
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Hands folded. ..
:57:34
...ankles crossed.
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Neck up!
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And remember, smile.
:57:40
Smilers wear a crown,
losers wear a frown.

:57:44
I would so love to hurt you right now.
:57:46
As long as you smile.
:57:49
Now....
:57:51
Why is New Jersey called...
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...the Garden State?
:57:55
You can't fit "Oil and petrochemical
refinery state" on a license plate?


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