Miss Congeniality
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:57:01
What's the other 70%, cleavage?
:57:05
Is this your idea of doing final preps
on the convention center?

:57:09
Look. Liberace's got her
in a nice evening gown.

:57:13
McDonald called. He saw Hart's anti-
smoking commercial. He's on his way.

:57:17
Good, perfect. I'd hate for him
to fire me over the phone.

:57:21
I can't believe this!
:57:22
It'll be ugly.
:57:24
No shit.
:57:25
I gotta do something.
I'm gonna go do laps.

:57:28
We'll go over tomorrow's assignments.
:57:30
You got it.
:57:32
Hands folded. ..
:57:34
...ankles crossed.
:57:36
Neck up!
:57:37
And remember, smile.
:57:40
Smilers wear a crown,
losers wear a frown.

:57:44
I would so love to hurt you right now.
:57:46
As long as you smile.
:57:49
Now....
:57:51
Why is New Jersey called...
:57:54
...the Garden State?
:57:55
You can't fit "Oil and petrochemical
refinery state" on a license plate?

:58:00
I don't appreciate your immaturity...
:58:02
...when I'm working as hard as I am.
:58:04
What's the big deal?
It's fixed, I'm in the Top Five.

:58:08
Congratulations to me.
:58:10
Is that enough? Have you no pride
in yourself, in your presentation?

:58:15
I'm an FBI agent, right? I'm not
a performing monkey in heels.

:58:20
You're also a person,
and an incomplete one at that!

:58:22
In place of friends and relationships,
you have sarcasm and a gun.

:58:26
Oh, I have sarcasm?
:58:28
When every word that comes out of your
mouth is dripping with disdain?

:58:31
That is because I am a miserable,
grumpy elitist, and that works for me.

:58:36
I don't have relationships
because I don't want them.

:58:39
And I don't have friends
because I work 24-7.

:58:43
And you have no idea why I am
the way that I am.

:58:46
As we're practicing interviews,
why are you the way you are?

:58:50
None of your damn business.
:58:52
The judges probably have
never heard that before.

:58:55
We have more to do here.
:58:59
No, we are finished.

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