Miss Congeniality
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:58:00
I don't appreciate your immaturity...
:58:02
...when I'm working as hard as I am.
:58:04
What's the big deal?
It's fixed, I'm in the Top Five.

:58:08
Congratulations to me.
:58:10
Is that enough? Have you no pride
in yourself, in your presentation?

:58:15
I'm an FBI agent, right? I'm not
a performing monkey in heels.

:58:20
You're also a person,
and an incomplete one at that!

:58:22
In place of friends and relationships,
you have sarcasm and a gun.

:58:26
Oh, I have sarcasm?
:58:28
When every word that comes out of your
mouth is dripping with disdain?

:58:31
That is because I am a miserable,
grumpy elitist, and that works for me.

:58:36
I don't have relationships
because I don't want them.

:58:39
And I don't have friends
because I work 24-7.

:58:43
And you have no idea why I am
the way that I am.

:58:46
As we're practicing interviews,
why are you the way you are?

:58:50
None of your damn business.
:58:52
The judges probably have
never heard that before.

:58:55
We have more to do here.
:58:59
No, we are finished.
:59:02
Finished?
:59:06
-Give me a 20 on Matthews.
-Be advised he's at the pool.

:59:13
"How do you feel about gun control?"
:59:15
Favorable.
:59:26
Thought I'd let you know
I was quitting. Take care.

:59:29
Hold on. Wait a minute.
:59:32
-What do you mean?
-I mean, you got the wrong girl.

:59:35
All right?
:59:36
I do not need this now.
:59:38
That's what I'm saying!
I'm totally screwing up in there!

:59:42
I don't feel
like a real agent anymore.

:59:44
I mean, Vic says
this thing that's so....

:59:47
I don't care what he said, you know?
I don't care.

:59:51
Because I am the job...
:59:52
...and I'm okay with that.
You're the job?

:59:55
Yeah, I'm the job.
We're all the job.

:59:58
Then what's wrong with me?

prev.
next.