1:09:08
This is so weird!
1:09:10
This is my third one
and I don't feel a thing!
1:09:13
Really?
1:09:14
Like when I did my interview question.
1:09:16
Don't worry, we all sucked.
1:09:19
You know, I had such a good answer
to that question too.
1:09:23
My idea of a perfect date
would be a man...
1:09:26
...who takes me to a romantic dinner.
1:09:28
Then we walk along the beach barefoot,
discussing books...
1:09:32
...and music and movies!
1:09:36
No wonder you're still a virgin.
1:09:41
Time to paint. Come on.
1:09:43
No, my contacts.
1:09:47
-We'll stay here.
-I want more pizza.
1:09:49
We're gonna have more pizza and beer.
1:09:53
Have fun!
1:09:55
-This is so much fun.
-Yeah, it's fun.
1:09:58
It's so fun it should be illegal.
1:10:01
Speaking of illegal,
have you ever, like...
1:10:04
...committed a crime?
1:10:06
Yes!
1:10:09
Yes, I did.
1:10:13
Go on.
1:10:15
One time I stole red underwear
from the department store.
1:10:19
My mother wouldn't buy them!
1:10:21
She said they were Satan's panties.
1:10:27
-So is that it?
-Yeah.
1:10:29
Oh, there was
this one thing in college...
1:10:32
...with my Lit professor.
1:10:35
One day I came to his office. He said
he wanted to discuss a paper I wrote.
1:10:40
He wanted to discuss a paper, right?
1:10:43
Hey, can I get another
one of these tubie things?
1:10:46
Yeah, can we get another tubie?
1:10:49
Anyway, he attacked me.
1:10:54
Cheryl, did you report him?
1:10:57
No, I never told anyone before this.