1:10:01
Speaking of illegal,
have you ever, like...
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...committed a crime?
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Yes!
1:10:09
Yes, I did.
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Go on.
1:10:15
One time I stole red underwear
from the department store.
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My mother wouldn't buy them!
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She said they were Satan's panties.
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-So is that it?
-Yeah.
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Oh, there was
this one thing in college...
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...with my Lit professor.
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One day I came to his office. He said
he wanted to discuss a paper I wrote.
1:10:40
He wanted to discuss a paper, right?
1:10:43
Hey, can I get another
one of these tubie things?
1:10:46
Yeah, can we get another tubie?
1:10:49
Anyway, he attacked me.
1:10:54
Cheryl, did you report him?
1:10:57
No, I never told anyone before this.
1:11:00
I know that happens all the time.
1:11:02
No, it doesn't! Cheryl, it doesn't.
1:11:05
There are so many maneuvers
that I could show you.
1:11:08
Really?
1:11:09
Yeah! Come on, get up.
1:11:14
I want you to firmly plant your feet.
1:11:16
I'm gonna move the chair.
1:11:18
Now if someone comes at you--
1:11:27
She's completely trashed.
1:11:30
We should get her back
before Miss Morningside finds out.
1:11:33
Kathy's got a boot up her ass
about something.
1:11:36
I don't think she ever
got over those rumors.
1:11:39
Come again?
1:11:41
Her pageant years
she was a runner-up.
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But then the winner mysteriously
got food poisoning.
1:11:46
Bizarro!
1:11:47
No, Stan told me she got a letter
a few weeks back from the network...
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...and they're firing her too!
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She threw a chair out the window!
1:11:58
We gotta go. Come on.