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1:13:02
...and the DNA said it was a woman!
1:13:05
Maybe he got his girlfriend
to lick the envelope.

1:13:08
I think we have reason
to monitor Morningside.

1:13:10
Why don't you jump on her
dressed like a Bavarian fruitcake?

1:13:14
You're the reason I had
to drag myself down here...

1:13:17
...and I don't want to hear anymore!
1:13:19
You're absolutely right, sir.
Not another damn word.

1:13:22
Thank you.
1:13:24
But she's getting fired this year,
which she didn't tell us.

1:13:27
You're already in enough
trouble with the review board.

1:13:30
Yeah, but when she was in the pageant,
the only reason she won was...

1:13:34
...because the winner got
food poisoning. How bizarro is that?

1:13:38
"Bizarro"?
1:13:40
She threatened me. According to Mary
Jo, she has a history of violence.

1:13:43
Who is Mary Jo?
1:13:45
Are you getting your information
from a pajama party?

1:13:48
Would you shut up?
1:13:49
You're shutting up enough
for both of us.

1:13:53
Is there any reason
to suspect Morningside?

1:14:02
No, sir.
1:14:07
There.
1:14:08
I request permission to stay
with a small contingent.

1:14:12
Denied.
1:14:13
Then I request permission
to stay alone.

1:14:16
You know what, I don't care
what you do. You want to stay, stay!

1:14:20
But as a private citizen.
Turn in your badge and your gun.

1:14:24
Everybody, I suggest we start packing.
1:14:31
What?
1:14:32
Don't look at me like I betrayed you.
1:14:34
Betrayal implies action.
You stood there.

1:14:37
You got nothing to go on.
1:14:38
I know everyone thinks I'm a screwup.
1:14:41
But I feel like I'm in the right
place at the right time.

1:14:45
I have to protect those girls.
It is my job.

1:14:48
Part of it is following orders.
1:14:49
The other part is using your brain.
Throw out the rule book--

1:14:53
I like the book. I like knowing
what I can and cannot do.

1:14:57
You're not the only one who lives
for the job.

1:14:59
I want to keep mine
for the next 20 or 30 years.


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