:13:00
- I just lost my damn appetite.
- Mama, your dress is undone. Let me zip you up.
:13:03
Hurry. Zip herup in the back
before she starts looking...
:13:06
like one of them Zulu hags on the cover
of NationalGeographic.
:13:08
- Clesius, what's wrong with you ? That's my mother.
- Like that movie, Shaka Zulu.
:13:12
You know something, Clesius ?
Come on. Come on right now !
:13:15
I'm gonna tell you something.
I got a razor in this bag.
:13:17
Oh, yeah, l'll tell you what.
That ain 't even no bag in yourhand. That's your titty.
:13:21
Clesius !
Oh, Jesus !
:13:24
She's an old bag with old bag titties.
Clesius, you out of your mind?
:13:28
He called your grandma's titty
a bag.
:13:31
- Death !
- Clesius Marcellus Klump.
:13:33
lf it isn't the world's
oldest living Negro ?
:13:38
Hey, how are things going
on the Underground Railroad, Isaac ?
:13:40
Oh, Clesius, please, be nice to Mr. lsaac.
Goodevening, Mr. lsaac.
:13:43
Come on and have a seat.
:13:45
Good evening, Mr. Isaac.
How you doing tonight ?
:13:47
lsaac know l'm playing.
l play with lsaac all the time.
You know l'm messing with you.
:13:49
Oh, yeah, you say
what you wanna say,
:13:52
but Isaac's still like a
Brahma bull when it comes
to relations, right, baby ?
:13:57
You know what they say ?
You're as young as you feel.
:14:00
- Well, I must be 197.
- Klump, funny you should say that.
:14:03
Denise and I have been doing some research on aging,
which has proven to be promising.
:14:07
Ooh, Baby, don't belch in public.
:14:09
Grandma don't wanna hear
all that nastiness. He bringing the bass, huh ?
:14:12
You plan to eat, you gonna be belching,
cover your mouth.
:14:14
Hey, look, your grandpa ate
a whole plate of beans,
:14:17
you don't see me doing
the ol' butt trumpet, do you ?
:14:19
Thank the Lord.
We don't have to hear all that nasty imagery.
:14:21
- Butts and trumpets.
- I'm gonna tell my grandson what I wanna say.
:14:26
Hey, can we get some toothpick ?
Some toothpick !
:14:30
If I wanna put a trumpet in my ass and run around
this restaurant and blow...
:14:34
''Hallelujah, Yankee Doodle,''
that's my business !
:14:36
All I'm hearing is trumpets and asses.
I don't wanna hear that.
:14:39
Hey ! You watch it now.
:14:41
You reach over here again,
you gonna pull back a nub.
:14:43
- Oh, Clesius, she's fiier. I like that.
:14:45
Tell me, don't touch the chicken.
Don't be hitting on people.
:14:47
l don't be getting hit on,
Sherman, you know that.
:14:49
Better eat up, Isaac,
'cause you gonna need your strength.
:14:52
Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch
Mating Season on the Serengeti.
:14:56
- Oooh !
- Don't take a lot to get Isaac going.