Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
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:14:00
- Well, I must be 197.
- Klump, funny you should say that.

:14:03
Denise and I have been doing some research on aging,
which has proven to be promising.

:14:07
Ooh, Baby, don't belch in public.
:14:09
Grandma don't wanna hear
all that nastiness. He bringing the bass, huh ?

:14:12
You plan to eat, you gonna be belching,
cover your mouth.

:14:14
Hey, look, your grandpa ate
a whole plate of beans,

:14:17
you don't see me doing
the ol' butt trumpet, do you ?

:14:19
Thank the Lord.
We don't have to hear all that nasty imagery.

:14:21
- Butts and trumpets.
- I'm gonna tell my grandson what I wanna say.

:14:26
Hey, can we get some toothpick ?
Some toothpick !

:14:30
If I wanna put a trumpet in my ass and run around
this restaurant and blow...

:14:34
''Hallelujah, Yankee Doodle,''
that's my business !

:14:36
All I'm hearing is trumpets and asses.
I don't wanna hear that.

:14:39
Hey ! You watch it now.
:14:41
You reach over here again,
you gonna pull back a nub.

:14:43
- Oh, Clesius, she's fiier. I like that.
:14:45
Tell me, don't touch the chicken.
Don't be hitting on people.

:14:47
l don't be getting hit on,
Sherman, you know that.

:14:49
Better eat up, Isaac,
'cause you gonna need your strength.

:14:52
Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch
Mating Season on the Serengeti.

:14:56
- Oooh !
- Don't take a lot to get Isaac going.

:15:00
- Time out ! Let me call a time out on that.
- Lord, my, my.

:15:02
- I don't wanna hear about you old-ass geriatrics.
- Oh, yeah, Clesius ?

:15:04
Me and Isaac might be
dried-up geriatrics,

:15:08
but ain't nothing wrong
with Isaac's love tackle.

:15:12
- Ooh, Mama.
- Oh, snap now.

:15:15
Hmm ? What's the matter, Clesius, cat got your tongue ?
Step on a nerve, Clesius ?

:15:18
I get you.
Got you, got you. Got ya !

:15:21
These potatoes sure are
scrumptious, aren't they ?

:15:24
- Ain't that a kick in the head.
- Yes, they're scrumptious, aren't they ?

:15:27
Potato, my ass.
Ain't that a kick in the head ?

:15:30
- What that piece of spaghetti remind you of?
Oh !

:15:33
- Oh, Grandma, now, come on. That's enough now.
- Sure enough.

:15:37
Maybe Mr. Johnson, perhaps ?
:15:41
-Oh, Lord have mercy.
- Let me tell you, old woman.

:15:45
What ldo in my bedroom is my business.
You understand?

:15:48
Only thing you do in your bedroom is pull
the lint offyour scrotum.

:15:52
- Now it's getting thick.
- See ? That's the last straw.

:15:59
- I think I'm gonna propose a toast.
- Let's make a toast.


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