:14:02
Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
:14:04
Hold on. I don't want this pomade,
I want Dapper Dan.
:14:08
I don't carry Dapper Dan.
I carry Fop.
:14:10
I don't want Fop, god damn it!
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
:14:14
Watch your language,
this is a public market.
:14:16
Now, if you want Dapper Dan,
I can have it in a coupla weeks.
:14:21
Ain't this a geographical oddity!
Two weeks from everywhere.
:14:24
Forget it.
:14:26
Just a dozen hair nets.
:14:30
Well, didn't look
like a one-horse town,
:14:33
but try finding
a decent hair jelly.
:14:35
- (Delmar) Gopher, Everett?
- No transmission belt for two weeks.
:14:39
Huh? They dam that river on the 21st.
:14:42
- Today is the 17th.
- Don't I know it.
:14:44
We got but four days
to get to that treasure.
:14:47
After that, it'll be
at the bottom of a lake.
:14:49
We won't make it walkin'.
:14:51
- (Everett) Right...
- Gopher?
:14:54
But the old tactician's got a plan.
:14:56
For the transportation,
not keeping my coiffure in order.
:15:00
How's this a plan?
How we gonna get a car?
:15:03
Sell that. I figure you can only have
painful association for Wash.
:15:07
"To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop,
:15:11
"from his lovin' Cora.
:15:13
- "Amor fidel...is."
- (Everett) It was in his bureau,
:15:18
I reckon it'll fetch us enough
for a good auto voiture
:15:21
and a little leftover besides.
:15:23
Whoo! You got light fingers, Everett.
:15:26
- Gopher?
- You miserable little snake.
:15:29
You stole from my kin!
:15:31
Who was fixin' to betray us.
:15:34
You didn't know that at the time.
:15:36
So I borrowed it till I did know.
:15:38
That don't make no sense!
:15:40
A fool seeks logic
in the chambers of the heart.
:15:43
- (Angelic singing)
- What the hell is that singing?
:15:48
Appears to be some kind
of a...congregation.
:15:54
Care for some gopher?
:15:59
No, thank you, Delmar.