Reindeer Games

To tell ya the truth,
I never was much for the holidays.

It's been forever
since I'd known a holiday,

since I'd seen my family,
since I'd been with a girl,
since I'd driven a car.

You see, cars are what put me here.
Iron Mountain, maximum security.
I was riding a hard five
for grand theft auto.

Meanwhile, my esteemed raping and murdering
colleagues were up for parole at three.

World works like that sometimes.
All the time in my experience.
That's me, Rudy Duncan,
menace to society, on the left.

The guy on the right's
Nick Cassidy, my best friend.

Back then, we were both looking
at three days to a new start.

That's what ya talk about

How you're gonna get it right.
How you'll never make the same mistakes.

We walk outta here, we hit that road,
what's the first thing
you're gonna do ?