:01:01
Show you as much as you need to know,
plus a whole lot more.
:01:04
So this is the main area
of the university.
:01:07
You'll be getting used
to this area.
:01:09
This is where you congregate
with your friends and classmates.
:01:12
Come in around me, everyone. Keep close.
:01:15
Don't straggle. I've had problems
with stragglers before, okay ?
:01:19
They get lost in the back. They get
hit by trucks, okay ? It's not pretty.
:01:22
It's not pretty when it happens.
This is the--
:01:25
By the way, this is the Joseph H. Nelson
Memorial Library here, okay ?
:01:30
It was built, uh--
It was built, uh, in the 1600s.
:01:35
1600s ? It says 1951 .
:01:39
[Snickering]
:01:45
That's the address.
Okay ? Wise-ass.
:01:49
That's the psychology department.
:01:50
Each semester you'll
be expected to volunteer...
:01:52
for some cutting-edge
experimental testing.
:01:55
Kind of cool. Just a tip.
:01:57
When it's your turn, remember
to wear loose clothes, no metal,
:02:03
and be prepared to receive
several heavy doses of electric current.
:02:10
They're watching us right now.
:02:14
Over there is the department of English.
:02:17
I see most of you speak English already,
so we can skip that one.
:02:20
- How long have you
been going to school here ?
- Eight years.
:02:24
[ Everyone Laughing ]
:02:27
You don't seem to know anything about it
here. This is the worst tour ever.
:02:31
This is the worst school ever.
Doesn't anything cool ever happen here ?
:02:35
Yeah, I mean,
cool stuff happens here.
:02:37
This University of Ithaca is
the coolest, coolest place in the world.
:02:41
That's because he's probably
never been anywhere else.
:02:44
[ Laughing ]
:02:48
Go ahead, laugh.
Laugh all you want.
:02:50
But the fact of the matter is,
this is the setting for
the greatest story ever told.
:02:55
Okay ?
:02:57
It's about this guy I knew,
Josh Parker,