:02:03
and be prepared to receive
several heavy doses of electric current.
:02:10
They're watching us right now.
:02:14
Over there is the department of English.
:02:17
I see most of you speak English already,
so we can skip that one.
:02:20
- How long have you
been going to school here ?
- Eight years.
:02:24
[ Everyone Laughing ]
:02:27
You don't seem to know anything about it
here. This is the worst tour ever.
:02:31
This is the worst school ever.
Doesn't anything cool ever happen here ?
:02:35
Yeah, I mean,
cool stuff happens here.
:02:37
This University of Ithaca is
the coolest, coolest place in the world.
:02:41
That's because he's probably
never been anywhere else.
:02:44
[ Laughing ]
:02:48
Go ahead, laugh.
Laugh all you want.
:02:50
But the fact of the matter is,
this is the setting for
the greatest story ever told.
:02:55
Okay ?
:02:57
It's about this guy I knew,
Josh Parker,
:03:02
and his girl friend, Tiffany.
:03:04
It's one of the most
Fascinating journeys ever.
:03:09
Josh and Tiffany were always together,
:03:12
starting from when
they were really little.
:03:16
They did everything as a team.
:03:19
Once when Tiffany was ten years old,
She had her tonsils taken out.
:03:23
Josh stayed in the hospital
for three straight days.
:03:26
They were best friends.
:03:28
And eventually what started out
as friendship...
:03:30
blossomed into some serious French
kissing and lots of heavy petting.
:03:36
You know, they spent
so much time together that
even their dogs started dating.
:03:41
They seemed destined
to be together forever.
:03:46
But after high school, they faced
their most challenging challenge ever.:
:03:52
a long-distance relationship.
:03:57
See, unfortunately,
while Josh was enrolled here
at the wonderful University of Ithaca,