:09:00
-What ?
-She'll come back to me. They always do.
:09:04
So, Mr. Parker. Do you intend
to be ready for this exam ?
:09:10
- Yes, sir.
- Well, you better be ready.
:09:14
Because I was looking
over the books last night,
:09:17
and you need a "B" on this test
just to pass this class.
:09:21
Actually, I double-checked that,
Professor. He needs a "B" plus.
:09:24
- We're not gonna be able
to bend on this.
- Yeah, I got it.
:09:29
-Just copy off someone.
- I can't. It's all essays and stuff.
:09:33
If I fail this class,
my average is shot.
:09:35
I might lose my financial aid. I could
not be allowed back next semester.
:09:39
Well, you're fucked then. You might
as well come to my party tonight.
:09:42
Hook up with Beth, and at least
enjoy your last week at college.
:09:45
I'm not hooking up with anyone.
I made a commitment to Tiffany.
:09:48
I'm invested
in this relationship.
:09:50
Invested ? Who are you, Charles Schwab ?
Would you listen to yourself?
:09:54
I would give my life...
:09:56
for one evening of consensual sex
with that girl.
:10:00
I've gone this long without cheating.
I think I can hold out.
:10:03
You're already cheating !
Any time you pass up sex,
you're cheating on yourself.
:10:07
Think about it.
You're in college.
:10:10
The window of opportunity
to drink and do drugs...
:10:12
and take advantage of young girls
is getting smaller by the day.
:10:17
- I gotta make a call.
- I'm telling you.
:10:20
You pass this up, it'll haunt you
for the rest of your days.
:10:23
Your dick will never
forgive you.
:10:26
What do you think,
little man ?
:10:28
Don't you ever want to
experience something new ?
:10:30
[ Squeaky Voice ]
It ain't easy being Josh's penis.
:10:34
We've been here over two months,
and I feel like I'm in a coma.
:10:37
- Stop it.
- I wish I was your dick, E.L.
This is torture.
:10:41
If something doesn't happen soon,
I'm gonna pack up my balls and leave.
:10:44
- Enough.
- [ Girl Over Phone ] Hello ?
:10:47
Carla, it's Josh. I'm sorry
to bother you. Is Tiffany around ?
:10:50
Tiffany is not here.
:10:53
She didn't sleep here
last night... again.
:10:56
And it would be great if one hour
went by when you didn't call.
:10:59
- Right.
- If she wanted to talk to you,