:10:00
I've gone this long without cheating.
I think I can hold out.
:10:03
You're already cheating !
Any time you pass up sex,
you're cheating on yourself.
:10:07
Think about it.
You're in college.
:10:10
The window of opportunity
to drink and do drugs...
:10:12
and take advantage of young girls
is getting smaller by the day.
:10:17
- I gotta make a call.
- I'm telling you.
:10:20
You pass this up, it'll haunt you
for the rest of your days.
:10:23
Your dick will never
forgive you.
:10:26
What do you think,
little man ?
:10:28
Don't you ever want to
experience something new ?
:10:30
[ Squeaky Voice ]
It ain't easy being Josh's penis.
:10:34
We've been here over two months,
and I feel like I'm in a coma.
:10:37
- Stop it.
- I wish I was your dick, E.L.
This is torture.
:10:41
If something doesn't happen soon,
I'm gonna pack up my balls and leave.
:10:44
- Enough.
- [ Girl Over Phone ] Hello ?
:10:47
Carla, it's Josh. I'm sorry
to bother you. Is Tiffany around ?
:10:50
Tiffany is not here.
:10:53
She didn't sleep here
last night... again.
:10:56
And it would be great if one hour
went by when you didn't call.
:10:59
- Right.
- If she wanted to talk to you,
:11:02
she'd call you.
:11:04
Deal with it.
:11:08
- What a bitch !
- Does she sound hot ?
:11:15
We've never gone this long without
talking. Something is definitely wrong.
:11:19
Yeah, she found someone else
like you should do.
:11:21
The clock is ticking.
Before you know it,
:11:24
you're gonna be 40
and have to pay for these kind a girls.
:11:27
*She good-looking
Got a mojo cooking*
:11:30
* Yeah, wouldn't give me
the time of day*
:11:33
*But if my occupation was
a star in the constellation*
:11:37
* We could get together
in the Milky Way*
:11:40
*And every body
wanna know somebody*
:11:44
*Everyone wants to drop
your name*
:11:47
* You need no reservation
No special invitation*
:11:50
* No college education
if you've got fortune and fame *