:11:02
she'd call you.
:11:04
Deal with it.
:11:08
- What a bitch !
- Does she sound hot ?
:11:15
We've never gone this long without
talking. Something is definitely wrong.
:11:19
Yeah, she found someone else
like you should do.
:11:21
The clock is ticking.
Before you know it,
:11:24
you're gonna be 40
and have to pay for these kind a girls.
:11:27
*She good-looking
Got a mojo cooking*
:11:30
* Yeah, wouldn't give me
the time of day*
:11:33
*But if my occupation was
a star in the constellation*
:11:37
* We could get together
in the Milky Way*
:11:40
*And every body
wanna know somebody*
:11:44
*Everyone wants to drop
your name*
:11:47
* You need no reservation
No special invitation*
:11:50
* No college education
if you've got fortune and fame *
:12:01
Oh, yeah ! Whoo-hoo !
:12:05
I should really warn you,
though, it's been known...
:12:08
to severely affect your decision-making
abilities and lowers your inhibitions.
:12:13
Good. That's the plan.
:12:16
No, that-that's--
Yes, that is the plan.
:12:19
- Did you bring some cash ?
- Why ?
:12:21
- We've got chicks for sale.
- What ?
:12:24
* Hey, now I'm snappy
Got my mojo track**
:12:28
Trust me. I've been goin'
to this school for seven years.
:12:32
And I know the key to
a well-rounded college education...
:12:36
is experimentation.
:12:40
Let me show you.
:12:42
This is an auction.
Remember...
:12:45
you are not buying the girl,
:12:47
you are buying her company, and no way
does a sale constitute sexual relations.
:12:52
-[ Groaning ]
-I know, I know. Believe me, I've tried.
:12:56
Anyway, without further ado, let's
Introduce you to our first... person.