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:05:02
Now that you got it out of your system,
Bobby, you have to leave.

:05:05
Why?
:05:07
Shh. Come on.
:05:09
What's going on in there?
:05:11
Ow! Daddy's head is stuck.
Unstick Daddy's head.

:05:14
- Dad, can you knock?
:05:18
- Knock?
I thought I heard screaming in here.
- No. No, you didn't, Dad.

:05:22
Well, it could've been that crack
I smoked earlier, I guess.

:05:25
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what it was.

:05:27
I gotta leave town
for a couple of days.

:05:29
No big deal. Just that new business
I started with those Colombian guys?

:05:32
- Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

:05:35
Well, there's a problem.
Some money went missing.

:05:37
And apparently,
some legs are gonna get broken.

:05:39
It's just better if I lay low
for a couple of days.

:05:42
- If the cops raid the place--
- I never heard of you.

:05:44
- And don't forget--
- To flush your stash.

:05:47
Oh, you are my little girl.
I love you so much...

:05:50
that I left you a little something
in the coffee can.

:05:52
- Dad--
- But you have to remember to step
on it before you sell it.

:05:55
- Now, what are you
gonna cut it with?
- Um, baking--

:05:58
Baking soda.
Not baking powder.

:06:00
Because baking powder guys
will have muffins growing
out of their nose.

:06:04
You love that joke,
don't you, honey?

:06:06
You've loved that joke
since you were two years old.

:06:09
- Okay, well--
- Okay, I love you.

:06:11
- I love you.
- Have a good trip.

:06:13
- Bye.
- Bye. Whew!

:06:16
Is the coast clear?
:06:18
Oh, Cindy, that nightgown.
:06:22
That was close. God!
:06:28
I was, uh, home watching
The Exorcist, and it
got me thinking about you.

:06:33
If this is about the time
I puked green slime
and masturbated with a crucifix--

:06:37
It was my first keg party, Bobby.
:06:39
No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.
All the good stuff was cut out.

:06:44
So you thought you would just climb
through my window...

:06:47
and we would
play bump-bump?

:06:49
I was kind of hoping
to get my balls licked,

:06:51
but I wouldn't wanna break
your little underwear rule,
now, would I?

:06:54
So maybe just some
on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?


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