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:06:00
Because baking powder guys
will have muffins growing
out of their nose.

:06:04
You love that joke,
don't you, honey?

:06:06
You've loved that joke
since you were two years old.

:06:09
- Okay, well--
- Okay, I love you.

:06:11
- I love you.
- Have a good trip.

:06:13
- Bye.
- Bye. Whew!

:06:16
Is the coast clear?
:06:18
Oh, Cindy, that nightgown.
:06:22
That was close. God!
:06:28
I was, uh, home watching
The Exorcist, and it
got me thinking about you.

:06:33
If this is about the time
I puked green slime
and masturbated with a crucifix--

:06:37
It was my first keg party, Bobby.
:06:39
No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.
All the good stuff was cut out.

:06:44
So you thought you would just climb
through my window...

:06:47
and we would
play bump-bump?

:06:49
I was kind of hoping
to get my balls licked,

:06:51
but I wouldn't wanna break
your little underwear rule,
now, would I?

:06:54
So maybe just some
on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?

:07:01
Okay. But just for a minute.
:07:19
What the--
:07:21
Wrong set.
:07:27
Bobby! Oh, Bobby!
:07:31
l don't wanna wait
for our lives to be over

:07:34
- No, Bobby, don't.
- Ow!

:07:38
Jeez.
:07:41
Yeah, my dad.
:07:44
Okay, stud,
you have to go now.

:07:52
Oh, um,
about the sex stuff?

:07:54
I was only half-serious.
I don't wanna rush you or anything.

:07:57
Hey, would you settle
for PG-13?


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