Scary Movie
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:09:02
You know, Puff Daddy?
:09:04
Anyway, everybody was drinking
Cristal champagne.

:09:07
And then it started to get wild,
and people were getting freaky
in the pool and stuff.

:09:10
I look over and there was
your girl getting buck wild
in the Jacuzzi.

:09:14
So?
:09:16
With a backup dancer.
:09:19
I mean, that's nasty.
:09:21
That's-That's lower
than the security guard.

:09:23
At least security can get you backstage.
She doesn't love herself.

:09:27
Bye, Daddy.
- I don't know. I think
Buffy's sweet, Brenda.

:09:31
She is as fake
as Press-on nails.

:09:34
Hey, baby girl!
:09:38
What is up,
my sister?

:09:40
- Bye, Mr. Gilmore.
- Bye!

:09:43
- Is he gone?
- Yep.

:09:46
Do you like what you see
:09:50
lt's all about the money
:09:53
Hey, Cindy!
:09:57
- I love this color.
- Let me see that.

:10:03
- Oh, you guys should
not use this brand.
- Why not?

:10:06
- Because they test
their products on animals.
- So?

:10:09
Look, have you seen what they do
to those poor animals?

:10:16
Well, I am much more
of a people person.

:10:20
I'd like to feed all the hungry,
little children of the world.

:10:23
I'd much rather help my fellowman
than some animal.

:10:26
- Spare a dollar?
- Get away from me, you bum!

:10:28
Buffy! Can't you see
he's just hungry?

:10:31
Here you go, sir.
A nice sandwich.

:10:35
- See?
- I said a dollar, bitch!

:10:38
Ow!
:10:41
God.
Look at this place.

:10:44
It's a circus.
:10:46
Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm,
author of the book,
You're Dead, I'm Rich.

:10:51
A small college town
is in shock...

:10:53
after the unthinkable
has happened:

:10:56
a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead--

:10:59
That's it. Two teens dead...

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