:10:03
- Oh, you guys should
not use this brand.
- Why not?
:10:06
- Because they test
their products on animals.
- So?
:10:09
Look, have you seen what they do
to those poor animals?
:10:16
Well, I am much more
of a people person.
:10:20
I'd like to feed all the hungry,
little children of the world.
:10:23
I'd much rather help my fellowman
than some animal.
:10:26
- Spare a dollar?
- Get away from me, you bum!
:10:28
Buffy! Can't you see
he's just hungry?
:10:31
Here you go, sir.
A nice sandwich.
:10:35
- See?
- I said a dollar, bitch!
:10:38
Ow!
:10:41
God.
Look at this place.
:10:44
It's a circus.
:10:46
Hello. I'm Gail Hailstorm,
author of the book,
You're Dead, I'm Rich.
:10:51
A small college town
is in shock...
:10:53
after the unthinkable
has happened:
:10:56
a brutal killing spree
that left one teen dead--
:10:59
That's it. Two teens dead...
:11:01
and this small town
shaken and stirred.
:11:04
- It's times like these--
- Police are combing
the area for clues.
:11:07
There are no witnesses
available at this time.
:11:10
There are no suspects
in custody.
:11:12
Police are asking anyone
to come forward.
:11:14
Reporting live for Black TV.
White folks are dead and we're
getting the fuck out of here!
:11:17
Grab your shit
and let's go, motherfucker!
:11:23
Hey, do you think the press is gonna
wanna talk to us?
:11:27
Oh, girl, no. The press
only wants to interview the most
ignorant person they can find.
:11:32
I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
:11:35
Oh, man, I'm gonna be
a star, son!
:11:37
- What can you tell us about Drew?
- Well, she had the fat ass.
:11:42
- I mean, it was like bang!
- How close were you to the victim?
:11:45
Real close.
Until the roofies wore off.
:11:48
Then she woke up talking about
pressing charges.
:11:50
So I just pulled my tongue
out of her ass and left.
:11:52
What would have been
your last words to Drew?
:11:55
Run, bitch! Run!