:11:01
and this small town
shaken and stirred.
:11:04
- It's times like these--
- Police are combing
the area for clues.
:11:07
There are no witnesses
available at this time.
:11:10
There are no suspects
in custody.
:11:12
Police are asking anyone
to come forward.
:11:14
Reporting live for Black TV.
White folks are dead and we're
getting the fuck out of here!
:11:17
Grab your shit
and let's go, motherfucker!
:11:23
Hey, do you think the press is gonna
wanna talk to us?
:11:27
Oh, girl, no. The press
only wants to interview the most
ignorant person they can find.
:11:32
I'm on TV! Oh, shit!
First Cops, now this!
:11:35
Oh, man, I'm gonna be
a star, son!
:11:37
- What can you tell us about Drew?
- Well, she had the fat ass.
:11:42
- I mean, it was like bang!
- How close were you to the victim?
:11:45
Real close.
Until the roofies wore off.
:11:48
Then she woke up talking about
pressing charges.
:11:50
So I just pulled my tongue
out of her ass and left.
:11:52
What would have been
your last words to Drew?
:11:55
Run, bitch! Run!
:12:01
Hey, yo, dawg.
Does this shirt make me look gay?
:12:04
No, man.
:12:08
What about now?
:12:11
- Nah. Yeah.
- Cool?
:12:13
Here. Take one, guys.
Don't forget: election's Tuesday.
:12:16
"Don't forget:
election's Tuesday."
:12:18
Ah! Goddamn it!
Son of a bitch!
:12:23
What's the matter, honey?
:12:25
My report card.
:12:30
Well, at least
you got one "A."
:12:32
Yeah. I did, huh?
:12:35
You're so smart.
:12:39
- Hey, has anybody seen Bobby?
- Nah.
:12:42
You know what?
That kid is always late.
:12:44
I don't get it.
He lives so close.
:12:56
See you later,
Hairy Mama, Bubba, Jim,
:12:59
Big Jim, Little Jim,
Slim Jim, everybody.