:17:02
Willard?
:17:05
Man, we've got so many choices.
:17:08
-l'm just trying to get out of Pittsburgh.
-You said it.
:17:10
Check out this. Bora Bora.
:17:14
l was thinking more like Caribbean myself.
:17:16
Whichever one has a school
with a strong liberal arts program.
:17:22
Lord! l'm dead!
:17:25
-We're going to jail.
-What do you mean ''we''?
:17:27
That's my picture on the front page.
:17:35
Who would have thought kidnapping a dog
would make the front page?
:17:39
Wait a minute. They think it was me.
They think l was kidnapped.
:17:43
-They don't even mention Muffin.
-Why would somebody kidnap you?
:17:46
l don't know, but they think someone did.
:17:48
''There were signs of a scuffle,
the chauffeur's blood was on a wall...
:17:52
''...and a note demanded $1 million...
:17:54
''...or he's a dead dog.''
:18:11
Sweet Jesus!
:18:13
We kidnapped a turd.
:18:15
According to sources,
the missing chauffeur had been...
:18:18
...a loyal employee for over 15 years.
:18:21
Virginia Crock,
known for her mouthwatering treats...
:18:24
...awoke this morning
to news that was not so sweet.
:18:39
Do you have any enemies?
:18:41
Not that l know of.
l'm just an elderly lady who makes pies.
:18:45
Well, does Mr. Fillmore have any enemies?
:18:50
-Who?
-That's Willard's last name.
:18:56
Not that l know of.
:18:57
Did he have anybody
that he used to bring around the house?