:18:11
Sweet Jesus!
:18:13
We kidnapped a turd.
:18:15
According to sources,
the missing chauffeur had been...
:18:18
...a loyal employee for over 15 years.
:18:21
Virginia Crock,
known for her mouthwatering treats...
:18:24
...awoke this morning
to news that was not so sweet.
:18:39
Do you have any enemies?
:18:41
Not that l know of.
l'm just an elderly lady who makes pies.
:18:45
Well, does Mr. Fillmore have any enemies?
:18:50
-Who?
-That's Willard's last name.
:18:56
Not that l know of.
:18:57
Did he have anybody
that he used to bring around the house?
:19:02
Not that l know of.
:19:05
Does he have any living relatives?
:19:07
Not that l know of.
:19:12
Ma'am...
:19:15
...excuse me, but...
:19:17
...this man worked for you
for over a decade...
:19:20
...and you don't know
if he has any friends or any relatives?
:19:24
Detective, Miss Crock has told you
everything she knows.
:19:27
What do you mean?
She hasn't told me anything.
:19:29
Sir, if it makes you happy...
:19:32
...you go right ahead
and find Willard Fillmore.
:19:37
As for me...
:19:39
...it's time for my nap.
:19:45
Sources say that Fillmore
moved to Pittsburgh at the age ofsix.
:19:48
Here's the thing. I hardly knew Willard.
:19:50
Police say ifyou have any information,
call the Piehunt Hotline at 1-800--
:19:55
-How did this get so big?
-Rusty, we gotta turn ourselves in.
:19:59
How? They think you're the victim.