Shanghai Noon
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1:00:03
He ain't dead. He busted out of jail
last night with the Shanghai Kid.

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Shanghai Kid?
Roy got a new gang goin'?

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That son of a bitch.
That two-timin' son of a bitch!

1:00:18
He double-crossed us with that Chinaman
from the damn train!

1:00:22
Just like that.
See, at kind of a rakish angle.

1:00:26
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- How do I look?

1:00:31
I think you look great.
I think you look like a real cowboy.

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Very dapper,
red bandana.

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Roy O'Bannon.
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- My name is Chon Wang.
-John Wayne?

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- Chon Wang.
- [ Laughs ]

1:00:50
- That's a terrible cowboy name.
- Why?

1:00:53
No, come on, that's not gonna work.
That's horrible.

1:00:55
- That's so bad. And so's the ponytail.
- No!

1:01:05
It doesn't look
that bad, actually.

1:01:10
Never touch my queue.
1:01:13
That killed!
Ow.

1:01:16
- We have to go to Carson City.
- Okay.

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Now, before we go to Carson City, I
want to teach you some stuff. Come on.

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You just follow me.
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- What's that?
- Sensitivity. Increased reflexes.

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Now, these are guns. These can be
your best friend or worst enemy.

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That's a spin in my left hand.
That's a spin in my right hand.

1:01:39
That's two spins. Now, here,
I'm gonna let you hang onto this.

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See? Whoa. Be careful.
Always be ready. Always be ready.

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Now, try to exhale
for long-range shots,

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inhale for short-range.
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All right, now cover up your ears,
'cause this could be loud.

1:01:54
Cover up your ears.

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