Shanghai Noon
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1:01:05
It doesn't look
that bad, actually.

1:01:10
Never touch my queue.
1:01:13
That killed!
Ow.

1:01:16
- We have to go to Carson City.
- Okay.

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Now, before we go to Carson City, I
want to teach you some stuff. Come on.

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You just follow me.
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- What's that?
- Sensitivity. Increased reflexes.

1:01:33
Now, these are guns. These can be
your best friend or worst enemy.

1:01:36
That's a spin in my left hand.
That's a spin in my right hand.

1:01:39
That's two spins. Now, here,
I'm gonna let you hang onto this.

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See? Whoa. Be careful.
Always be ready. Always be ready.

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Now, try to exhale
for long-range shots,

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inhale for short-range.
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All right, now cover up your ears,
'cause this could be loud.

1:01:54
Cover up your ears.
1:02:13
I am like a wild horse.
You can't tame me.

1:02:16
You put the oats in the pen, though,
and I'll come in for a nibble every day.

1:02:27
But if you ever shut that gate,
I'll jump the fence.
You'll never see me again.

1:02:48
Thing about your husband--
and this is nothing against him,

1:02:52
because I really
like him--

1:02:55
he comes from a very
male-dominated society.

1:02:58
§ Because I wanna be
a cowboy, baby§


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