Small Time Crooks
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:21:02
- How do you figure? -Where you
gonna get four fourths and a third?

:21:05
- Can't you add?
- I don't do fractions.

:21:08
Let's not get greedy. Remember
that movie with Humphrey Bogart...

:21:11
...when they're diggin'
for gold in the mountains?

:21:14
They find the gold
and they all get rich.

:21:16
Then this guy goes nuts and he turns
on his friends. Let's not let that happen here.

:21:20
Then he gets killed
by Hispanics.

:21:22
- What is it? The Treasure of...
- Treasure Island.

:21:25
- Treasure Island! That's right. That was
a good movie. - It was the best.

:21:29
Okay, folks,
here's the deal.

:21:31
I'm out of cookies, okay?
:21:34
It's gonna be
like another two minutes...

:21:36
...so that's the way
the cookie crumbles, okay?

:21:40
I got one cookie left.
You know who's gonna eat this? Me.

:21:44
I gotta put on help.
:21:47
- Help?
- Yeah. I can't handle the volume.

:21:51
A second person
you wanna put on?

:21:54
I can't help it, Ray.
The cookies are selling.

:21:57
Gee, I never counted on that.
You know, you gotta manage it somehow.

:22:02
What about my cousin May?
We can trust her.

:22:06
May's a dodo. I'm gonna bring
a dodo into a master plan?

:22:10
She's not a squealer.
:22:12
She's not a squealer,
but then we'd have to cut her in.

:22:14
Meanwhile, the pot's getting
smaller and smaller.

:22:17
I can't cook and sell
at the same time.

:22:20
It's a madhouse.
We'll get caught.

:22:23
Hey, wait a minute.
You know what we could do?

:22:26
We could hire May and
not tell her what we're doin'.

:22:30
'Cause she'll never catch on.
She's got, you know... And, and...

:22:35
- We're making enough dough from the
cookies to pay her. - Absolutely!

:22:39
We give her a small salary. She'll never
figure out or catch wise to anything.

:22:43
Because if you think
Denny and Tommy are slow...

:22:46
...your cousin May is dumb
like a horse, or dog or something.

:22:51
Well, maybe it's not
such a great idea.

:22:53
No, I think we could do it.
:22:56
- Where are we? Right here?
- We're supposed to be here.

:22:59
Excuse me. Where's the sugar?

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