Small Time Crooks

:02:19

May I help you?

:02:21

I'm looking for a box of chocolates.
Something fancy, if you have it.

:02:25

- Is it for a gift?
- Yeah. I want something fancy...

:02:29

...and not too rich because she tends
to put on a little blubber, the wife.

:02:34

- Uh-huh.
- Around the thighs.

:02:36

What about this one?
It's really nice. It's kind of rich.

:02:39

- It's from Belgium.
- From Belgium?

:02:42

- It's very pretty.
- Yeah.

:02:45

- Hey, Frenchy, I'm home!
- Who's that?

:02:48

"Who's that?" It's the pope!

:02:51

- I always wanted to see your apartment.
- Shh.

:02:53

- Who comes home every night? Me.
- I'm watching Princess Diana.

:02:57

Not again! How many times
you gonna do that?

:03:00

Look at those clothes.

:03:02

I told you time and again,
she got all that stuff discount.

:03:06

You think those kings and queens
buy retail? It's a known...

:03:11

- Here, I got you some chocolates.
- Chocolates?

:03:16

You heard of chocolates?
I got you chocolates.

:03:18

- How come?
- What do you mean, "How come?"

:03:21

These are from Belgium.
They're handmade by "Belgiumites."

:03:25

Tell it to the marines!
You're up to something.

:03:28

You get caught
hitting on a waitress?

:03:30

In 25 years of marriage,
have I ever hit on anybody but you?

:03:34

I don't buy it, Ray.
You got a scheme. You got a scheme!

:03:38

Forget it! Get me dinner.
They're not for you.

:03:41

- I got you nothing. Just get me dinner.
- Fine.

:03:43

I want my dinner right now,
and hurry up.

:03:47

Before you make dinner,
I gotta talk to you about something.

:03:50

What did I tell you?
Here comes the commercial.

:03:53

- Frenchy, I need our 6,000 bucks.
- What?

:03:57

- I gotta have our six G's.
- That's our whole savings.