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:35:01
And spinach souffle,
and salad, and dessert.

:35:05
- Oh, and finger bowls. - There's nothing
being served that requires finger bowls.

:35:09
Well have 'em, 'cause you can never predict
whose fingers will need a washing. Okay?

:35:13
- Did you rearrange this place again?
- All right, hold your water.

:35:16
Don't tell me to hold my water.
:35:18
Every night it's like walking
into a strange house.

:35:21
What is this thing?
Did I tell you to get rid of this?

:35:23
It's a harp.
You got no flair, Ray.

:35:26
Don't tell me I got no flair.
No body plays the harp.

:35:29
What's it doing in
the middle of the living room?

:35:31
I like the visual sweep.
:35:34
I don't know what's
gotten into your head.

:35:37
You're so hoity-toity
all of a sudden.

:35:39
My cookies pay for this,
so turn it off.

:35:43
What's for dinner?
:35:45
And don't tell me it's sparrows
on a bed of lettuce again.

:35:48
'Cause I wouldn't care if I had anything
on a bed of lettuce anymore.

:35:51
- They're pheasants, and you ate'em
last week. - And I got BB's.

:35:54
Remember I got BB's in the mouth?
I almost choked on a BB.

:35:57
Can I get a cheeseburger?
Is that possible?

:36:00
It's the dinner party tonight!
:36:02
Oh! Great!
:36:05
- Just when I got a lot on my mind.
- Your mind don't hold a lot.

:36:08
Get dressed.
And don't forget, it's tuxedo.

:36:11
- I'm hungry. I don't wanna get dressed now.
- You want a snail?

:36:15
You nuts?
I'm gonna have a snail?

:36:17
Come on! You eat steamers.
:36:19
A snail leaves a trail of scum
in the yard when it walks.

:36:23
- Not in France they don't.
- Oh, Jesus.

:36:26
What happened to the turkey meatballs
and spaghetti? That's what I like.

:36:30
Have a potato and truffle thing.
That'll hold you till the company comes.

:36:34
I don't want truffles.
Truffles got no flavor!

:36:37
They're subtle.
Only pigs can find them.

:36:41
You're thinking of pearls. They come
in oysters. That's what that is.

:36:44
Take a hike.
:36:46
You're such an ignoramus.
That's what I love about you.

:36:49
- Pearls come in oysters.
- Ray, Ray, Ray.

:36:53
- Please, don't spoil my big night.
- What's so big about tonight?

:36:57
There's important people
coming from the arts...

:36:59
...and I want to get on
some of those boards.


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