:45:00
And you better wise up, 'cause if I grow
and you stay as stupid as you are...
:45:03
...we're gonna have
big problems, Ray.
:45:16
- Smarten you up. Is that what you said?
- Yeah.
:45:19
You said you were a teacher.
You know art, opera, books, wine.
:45:24
We wanna learn it all,
don't we, Ray?
:45:27
I'm incredibly flattered
that you'd think I was capable of...
:45:30
Turning two slugs like us
into classy items?
:45:34
No homework. I'm not doing any.
I never did homework when I was young.
:45:37
I'm not doing anything
that's got homework to it.
:45:41
Naturally, we would make it
very worth your while, David.
:45:45
No, it's absolutely not about money.
I suppose it's just...
:45:49
I don't know. I've never been asked
to do anything like this before...
:45:52
...and I'm not sure
I'd know where to start.
:45:54
I know I gotta get
a better vocabulary.
:45:57
Have you ever thought about
enrolling in college?
:46:00
College?
:46:02
I didn't go to high school. What
the hell am I gonna go to college for?
:46:05
That takes four years.
We want a private crash course.
:46:09
- Lessons in life. Right, Ray?
- Am I crazy?
:46:12
She's nuts.
Tell her she's nuts.
:46:14
What? I'm gonna learn
about life suddenly?
:46:18
I must say, Frenchy,
Ray has a point.
:46:21
He could probably teach me a lot more
about life than I could ever teach you.
:46:27
What the hell is he gonna teach you?
I can figure the point spread.
:46:30
- I know how to count cards at a blackjack
table. - Would you close your bazoo?
:46:34
- I can count four jacks...
- Close your bazoo!
:46:36
I don't want to be discouraging because
what you're proposing is admirable.
:46:40
It's amazing.
:46:42
The one thing I would like. I would like
to learn how to spell Connecticut.
:46:45
Don't ask me why.
I never knew how to spell Connecticut.
:46:49
- Fair enough. Great! You could teach
him that, right? -Yeah.
:46:53
I heard you telling somebody this
is a very slow period in the art market.
:46:56
And we would take
very good care of you, right?
:46:59
Like I say...