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:28:01
Well, you tile... He's got a point.
You can't tile this from the other side.

:28:04
- No kidding.
- No, you can't.

:28:06
This is very discouraging, guys.
:28:09
- I'm ready to pack this in.
- Everybody freeze!

:28:14
Hey, Ray, your wife's cousin
talks too much.

:28:19
Sorry to spoil
your expansion plans, fellas.

:28:22
Officer, listen to me.
:28:24
We didn't do anything yet. Yes,
it's true, we were gonna rob the bank.

:28:28
But we screwed up everything,
except for the cookie shop.

:28:32
The cookie shop's doing great
for some reason. You like the cookies.

:28:36
Let us forget everything we were gonna
do and concentrate on the cookie store.

:28:40
Look, I'm not here trying to ruin
anybody's life, okay?

:28:44
Then give us a break.
:28:47
Think I could get
a little piece of the action?

:28:49
Yeah. I'm not opposed
to paying off the cops.

:28:52
It's a standard
business expense.

:28:54
That's the thing. I don't want you
to think of it as a payoff.

:28:58
I think I'm qualified
to make what I believe...

:29:00
...is a major contribution
to this enterprise.

:29:03
My brother-in-law
majored in business.

:29:05
Let us hear this contribution,
all right?

:29:08
- One word.
- Yeah? And that word is?

:29:13
Franchise.
:29:23
We got about 600 trucks.
:29:25
And, you know,
we're all over the country, and Canada.

:29:30
We make a lot of different cookies. Whatever
you want. We got pistachio, pretzels.

:29:34
We make chicken chip cookies,
tuna mint.

:29:38
Virtually overnight, the Winklers
and their associates...

:29:41
...have gone from a small, modest
mom and pop cookie shop...

:29:45
...to something approaching
a baking empire.

:29:48
This is where
we package everything.

:29:51
And what we do is...
:29:54
The cookies have
a wonderful smell, a fresh smell.

:29:57
And that's all put on with
a chemical spray. We do that over here.


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