Eighty-six carats.


-Yes, London.

You know, fish, chips, cup of tea...
...bad food, worse weather,
Mary-fucking-Poppins. London!

Not for me.
That's Doug The Head.
Everybody knows Doug The Head.

If it's stones and it's stolen,
he's the man to speak to.

Pretends he's Jewish.
Wishes he was Jewish.
Even tells his family
they're Jewish...

...but he's about as Jewish
as he is a fucking monkey.

He thinks it's good for business.
And in the diamond business...

:13:36 is good for business.

He'll be there today.
Take care of him.

Avi, you know l won't buy schtrops.
He isn't selling schtrops.
Make it smaller.

Who do you take me for?
This is England.

We play by the rules.
Listen to me.
lf the stones are kosher,
then l'll buy them, won't l?

Now, if you'll excuse me,
it's my lunchtime. Bye.

What are you doing here?
lt's a free country, isn't it?
Well, it ain't a free shop, is it?
So fuck off.
l want to see you two girls
up in my office.

l had cousin Avi on the phone.
-You got to go see him.
-Yeah, Dad. You told us.

-He's a big mucker in New York.
-Yeah, Dad. You told us.

l want to see you girls
up in my office.

Yeah, Dad. You told us.
The weight is sign of reliability.
l always go for reliability.
l'll take it.